I’m banned from my friends’ Christmas dinner because they say I’m too hot – but they’re blaming the wrong person

It’s like ho, ho, ho — and a “No!” difficult

Fearing her giant jingle bells will become an ungodly distraction, Marina Smith will only be ringing through the holidays — thanks to a gaggle of “insecure” grinchettes.

“I’ve been banned from Christmas dinner because women think I’m going to steal their husbands,” a Christian Smith, 34, explained to NeedToKnow. “They’re worried I might tempt their husbands and boyfriends.”

“Yes, I am a beautiful woman,” admitted the quirky mermaid, a former Miss Bumbum winner from São Paulo, Brazil. “But that’s no reason for anyone to leave me out.”

Smokeshows just can’t seem to get a fair shake these days.

It’s the plague of “beautiful privilege” advantages given to heartbroken people and lovers because of their incredible attractiveness.

But the blessing of striking beauty apparently comes as a perk as well as a pox.

A punishment worse than receiving a pile of coal from Santa, a beautiful privilege has been considered a “curse” by mermaids affected by an extraordinary appeal.

“People in general treat you very differently and they don’t judge you for your actions,” Florida-based bombshell Shye Lee, 29, previously told The Post. “They judge you only by your appearance.â€

Sabrina Low, a 23-year-old social media stunner, has also felt the sting of being too sexy. The brunette recently claimed she was kicked out of a friend’s bridal shower because of her voluptuous appearance.

“The bride explained that she was worried that I might attract too much attention because of my thin frame,” Low explained, “and it wouldn’t look right to have me standing next to her at the altar all the time.” € €

Smith’s relatives seem to be echoing those dark sentiments this season.

The voluptuous vixen learned that she had been kicked out of the girl gang party gathering by one of their loose-lipped lovers.

“The boyfriend of one of my friends told me that a WhatsApp group had been set up,” Smith said. “And I wasn’t in it.

“He said that in the group chat, my friends were discussing their concerns about my presence at the dinner,” continued the millennial, who has been single since the beginning of the year.

“Being single already limits my going out and traveling with friends because they go out with their partners now,” Smith moans. “But now being single and beautiful is now an insecurity for them!”

And despite her sultry style – which Smith often flaunts in curvaceous fashion – the center insists she would never try to woo a friend of a friend.

“I dress to feel good. The problem isn’t with me,” she said. “It’s with men who think I’m ‘too good to be true.’

“I never made advances to their partners,” Smith added. “I am a respectable woman, especially for their relationships. I think it was jealousy on their part.â€

And now, with ill will in the air, the headliner says she’d immediately turn down a last-minute invitation from her former clique – if they all suddenly had a change of heart.

“I hope they don’t change their minds and invite me because the answer is ‘No!’ †she spat. “I intend to face them and tell them some truths.

“I blindly trusted my friends, but apparently, they didn’t trust me,” Smith said. “It’s a shame because they’re going to lose the best friend they could have had.”

And instead of causing a pre-Christmas buzz, Jaws aims to celebrate alone.

“At this point, I’d rather spend Christmas alone at home.”